I was having the weirdest dream, I was in this sort of uber crazy Lilo & Stitch-esque universe where I was kickin ass hardcore! I was like pa-chow! or some other kung fu action-power sounding thingy....
ANYWAYS (Yes I say anywayS)
So then here I am running to get tacos before the space launch place blew up, and all of a sudden mama says "EY! Get up! Don't you sleep at night???"
"Well no mother, I do not because I really like to be awake at night and bounce around the house hoping I could just set this bitch (meaning the house, I don't wanna get messages from ASPCA or the National Fedaration of the Who-Cares in the morning...) on fire!" is what I would've liked to have said but instead I took the easy route and said:
"Yeah, I sleep...."
You'd think a mother would just say "Yeah right" and quit it right? Nah, my mommy dearest likes to lecture, it sometimes surprises me how she isn't a teacher. Then again, I think shes the type of person who's more street smart. So there she goes on a little banter about how I should sleep and blah blah blah. It also amazes me that she can add something so irrelevant to a subject and while you're thinking, what the fuck, at the same time you're like, that's so fucking true....
Mom is so weird....
ANYWAYS (Yes I say anywayS)
So then here I am running to get tacos before the space launch place blew up, and all of a sudden mama says "EY! Get up! Don't you sleep at night???"
"Well no mother, I do not because I really like to be awake at night and bounce around the house hoping I could just set this bitch (meaning the house, I don't wanna get messages from ASPCA or the National Fedaration of the Who-Cares in the morning...) on fire!" is what I would've liked to have said but instead I took the easy route and said:
"Yeah, I sleep...."
You'd think a mother would just say "Yeah right" and quit it right? Nah, my mommy dearest likes to lecture, it sometimes surprises me how she isn't a teacher. Then again, I think shes the type of person who's more street smart. So there she goes on a little banter about how I should sleep and blah blah blah. It also amazes me that she can add something so irrelevant to a subject and while you're thinking, what the fuck, at the same time you're like, that's so fucking true....
Mom is so weird....
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