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Sunday, May 8, 2011

Coffee Detox

It's been four days and one hour with thirty-two minutes without my usual cup of instant coffee. I can't take it. I CAN'T STAND IT! We need to go shopping. And yet, I have noticed a couple of changes. Cleaner face, more cravings, and not just food cravings. I mean, I'm watching James Frain on Burn Notice and I'm fucking DYING! Everyone looks so much more attractive. Men and women (well...ok, not so much the women, but... getting there). I guess I've become addicted to coffee over the years. I've been drinking coffee since I was like four! It started as just a sip, then it evolved into a long sip, and then half a cup, then ONE WHOLE CUP when I was like six, and then before you know it I'm chugging down about three to four cups a day! You know, maybe I should do this more often: get really hooked on coffee and then drop and let everyone have their "Hot Moment" in my mind. Yeah, you know maybe thats not such a bad idea. I wonder if it could also apply to weed...

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